Available Projects
Spanning TV, film, scripted audio, and theater.
TELEVISION
EVERYTHING’S FINE
New parents and aging hipsters Cliff and Daria cling to their ‘New York or nowhere’ mindset while trying not to lose their edge, their savings, or their marriage. In the city that never sleeps, there is no nap time. // Comedy, 1/2 Hour
Materials: Treatment, short film in pre-production
THE IDEA GUYS
Two idiot brothers hope to achieve their bizarro version of The American Dream by starting a business consultancy with zero expertise in — anything. Good thing the world is as dumb as they are.
It’s Mad Men reimagined a la Dumb & Dumber with the brotherly love of Frasier and the tone of Broad City with a diverse cast. // Comedy, 1/2 Hour
Materials: Pilot script, treatment, proof of concept short
JESUS CHRIST!
An affable redneck in rural North Carolina with an identity crisis starts a modern-day ministry from scratch in hopes of redeeming a broken world — secretly believing he is the second-coming of Jesus Christ.
Think Ted Lasso in the world of My Name Is Earl with the genre-bending twists of Search Party. // Comedy, 1/2 Hour
Materials: Pilot script, series treatment, full series Bible
THRIVING
When dire circumstances lead to ex-hookups Ana and Vince becoming roommates, they team up to navigate 30-something life in New York while avoiding their obvious romantic potential. // Comedy, 1/2 Hour
Materials: Pilot script, series treatment, short film proof of concept, series pitch deck, series pitch video
FILM
BISCUIT BUDDIES
Four high school best friends reunite to save the beloved greasy spoon where they came of age from a corporate fast food chain that's giving strange cult vibes. // Comedy-Action
Materials: Feature script, treatment
CHURCH’ED
After the absurd death of his dad, a youth pastor who has always lived life “by the book” embarks on an awkward spiritual journey by thrusting himself into the secular world. // Comedy-Heartfelt
Materials: Feature script, treatment
SCHOOL.
Outsiders Lucas and Jake gain status at their new private school as entrepreneurial drug dealers to their affluent classmates. As their business grows, so too do unforeseen threats, as their ambition is pitted against their friendship.
Based on the Young Adult novel by Hunter Gardner // Drama-Crime
Materials: Feature script, published novel, treatment
SCRIPTED AUDIO
KINGPIN
After being tracked down by a Brooklyn crime boss, Anthony Black begins repaying his debt by secretly operating an after-hours casino in a bowling alley where he now works in Youngstown, Ohio.
Materials: Pilot script, audio teaser, series pitch deck
THEATER
MORE QUIET, MORE NOISE
Do ‘some of these’ and ‘some of those’ — whatever that means to you.
Published on Points In Case // 01.20.22
OUR BROTHER HANK IS DEAD
Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit.
Published on Points In Case // 09.16.21
FUNNY BUSINESS
What we need now is healing, and the best way to do that is through the power of kitschy doodads and ornamental knickknacks.
Published on Robot Butt // 06.11.21
THTR 402: Intro To The Corporate Workplace For Theater Majors
In this course you will learn several performance techniques for entertaining a corporate day job “just to pay the bills for now.”
Published on Points In Case // 05.18.21
We, The Deep State, Concede That All Your Conspiracy Theories Are True
In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We knew you, and you alone, had been bestowed with the unmatched intellect to bring down our secret organization. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since.
Published on Points In Case // 10.02.20
I’m The Candle In Your Bathroom, And I’m Having A Meltdown
I deserve better than this. I’m elegant. I’m refined. I was handcrafted in Vermont, you barbarian.
Published on Points In Case // 08.30.20
I'm The Lean Cuisine That's Been In Your Freezer for 3 Months
I’ve sat here freezing for months as you’ve past me over for meat-lovers pizzas and even a pint of ice cream—for dinner. I won’t shame you for that, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food.
Published on Points In Case // 04.13.20
My Kink Is Regular Sex
Having sex turns me on, and I don’t care if society doesn’t “get it”—sex just feels good to me, ok?!
Published on Points In Case // 03.15.20
The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019: Presented By Verizon Wireless
Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network.
Published on Points In Case // 12.23.19
To: The Lord RE: Your Mysterious Ways
Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration here on the ground floor by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well I for one think that You should not.
Published on Points In Case // 11.05.19
I Did My Part To Fight Climate Change This Week By Reading Five Headlines About It
Did I actually read any of the articles? Trust me, I was absolutely outraged when I read the headlines so I didn’t even need to.
Published On Robot Butt // 10.09.19
Should I Buy A Jacket At This Vintage Clothing Store Or Retire Before I Turn 80?
At some point I’m going to have to come to terms with my wanton buying behavior, but given the cozy yet snug confines of this jacket, I just don’t know if today is that day.
Published On Robot Butt // 09.24.19
God Has Put It On My Heart To Ask You Out for Coffee This Weekend And Then To Marry Me In Six Months*
I really don’t know how else to describe it except to call it a miracle.
Published On Robot Butt // 09.09.19
*This was the most-read post on Robot Butt in 2019!
Despite Advice In My 8th Grade Yearbook, I Did Not "Stay Kewl"
While I may have followed through on other aspirations like having a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin',” I did not take your edifying advice to stay my authentic, off-the-hook self.
Published on Points In Case // 08.28.19
Timeline Of The Socially Anxious Navigating A Summer BBQ
A minute-by-minute guide to leaving a party in an hour.
Published on Points In Case // 07.13.19
Thank You For Your Grace In Accepting My Debit Card, Though My Purchase Was Below The Card Minimum
To my delight you weren’t like other bartenders who have been so cold, unsympathetic, and ignorant of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act.
Published on Points In Case // 07.05.19
To All My Friends Still In Your 20s, Get With The Times
Being in your 20s was my thing, and honestly, it’s a little awkward that you’re trying to live out a trend that ended almost two full years ago.
Published on McSweeney’s // 6.10.19
Watch the video version performed by Meaghan Strickland and Tim Lamphier!