http://www.huntergardner.com/personal-stories daily 0.75 2021-03-20 http://www.huntergardner.com/personal-stories/hunter-the-bruisader monthly 0.5 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1616336143491-V1ZPAGL4LDP88ICH5G16/FBC.jpg Personal Stories - Hunter, The Bruisader The championship team, which I was technically a part of. http://www.huntergardner.com/personal-stories/the-art-of-the-art-deal monthly 0.5 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1615134821156-001UA9JADSKBUUWH4SJQ/two-martinis-hall-groat-ii-canvas-print.jpg Personal Stories - The Art of the Art Deal Possibly the print-to-canvas that bought me lunch (but was actually probably worse) http://www.huntergardner.com/personal-stories/cousins-different-versions-of-the-same-life monthly 0.5 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1615134461646-SZVVOZRYOVWLKWT4HKT1/Hunter_Kyle.jpeg Personal Stories - Different Versions of the Same Life (On Cousins) Kyle and I at the mountain house in North Carolina. http://www.huntergardner.com/photos daily 0.75 2021-04-27 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1615557384915-R0FDULB17P9RX5BQ7G27/Gardner%2CHunter+-+headshot.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619484804573-MT72W0ETCQMGRKBYD9MX/HG_002.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619484902255-8H00FYE5HF7B6BJBACNC/HG_113a.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619484902298-NGP42L8JS1183T6ET19W/HG_156.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1499896020339-MMZ0TE0Q7V1Q5HRZC7PD/IMG_9160.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1574011736092-5RPBYZD2O26E8757OJUT/HunterWorkOut_29.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463865110331-SSWTIKNY29QLI2Y3T1O4/CuttysGroucho3.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463865492651-JBRNUFELQQSY73X99JHA/hunter-clown.jpg Photos https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463929851439-B8K1NFKG53YTGF9GRX8L/SoCharmInterview.jpg Photos http://www.huntergardner.com/contact daily 0.75 2024-02-15 http://www.huntergardner.com/bio daily 0.75 2025-03-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/87378192-c330-44d3-979b-be45fba99217/Hunter+Gardner+performs+on+stage+on+screen+actor+comedian.png Hunter Gardner - Bio - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/87378192-c330-44d3-979b-be45fba99217/Hunter+Gardner+performs+on+stage+on+screen+actor+comedian.png Hunter Gardner - Bio - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. http://www.huntergardner.com/journalism daily 0.75 2017-02-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463952894617-M38S13AJMYDXIQIVR6EY/_birbigs.jpeg Journalistic - Mike Birbiglia Birbiglia dives into his one-man show "Thank God For Jokes" and reflects on his romance with comedy. 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Read the article here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463953055522-5H7NCSKPZ1D5L6H45FC7/_socharminterview.png Journalistic - Southern Charm Interview Sitting down with Shep Rose and Craig Conover of Bravo's Southern Charm to recap all that was seen and unseen in Season 1. Watch the interview here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463953045011-PJ83IZHYC9ZN8B6RQAEJ/_rubberduckie.png Journalistic - The Rubber Duckie Awards Awarding Charleston's best bathrooms. See who took home the porcelain prizes here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1463953019132-FDGW5JL07VJQSHGKSF07/_slowrunner.jpeg Journalistic - Slow Runner An album review of Slow Runner's anticipated "New Monsters" which brought Michael Flynn and Josh Kaler back into the studio together for the first time in five years. 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Read the full article here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1487948122734-8AWCQH4NTHN7JMLEXD45/jocopod.jpg Drinking With Jesus - Press - The Joseph Coker Podcast Talking show premiere with Charleston creative, Joseph Coker. Note: Show would actually premiere at Theatre 99 in November. Listen on Stitcher here. 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I’m just being honest — and not because I know you find honesty attractive in a romantic partner. That’d be ridiculous. Published on The Weekly Humorist // 02.17.25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/f3dde30e-f3b9-4ed6-b0d9-79a0f491c1c4/dollar+cover.png Humor Pieces - How I Learned The Value Of A Hard-Earned Dollar Sure, my salary was higher than anyone in my family’s history. My 401K was a pipedream of my forefathers. To the outside observer I had an excellent work-life balance, given my company’s paid time off policy. But none of that was truth. None of it was real. Short story published on Maudlin House // 01.17.25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/5f426820-8f03-4f58-9c76-280f0f78d4b6/I+stole+the+cookie+from+the+cookie+jar.png Humor Pieces - Confession: I Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar The truth? It has a way of eating away at you when the sugar high wears off. Published on Points In Case // 10.17.24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/c0138049-fdba-41c4-8f17-fee65f55e9af/woman-coffee-hotel-lobby-768x506.jpg Humor Pieces - Our Boutique Hotel Isn’t Like Other Boutique Hotels We make our margaritas with mezcal instead of tequila—no other boutique hotel is really doing that. Published on Points In Case // 08.05.24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/8e918067-6b6e-4d1a-a9b5-69fb81dd847f/pals-friends-rooftop-1440x720.jpeg Humor Pieces - Straight Male Friendships: A Definitive Hierarchy Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy. Published on Points In Case // 01.16.23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/6c49d742-7a56-4232-952a-71ec0b5f1cb9/DLJdriB2.jpg Humor Pieces - The 5 Stages Of Grief Automated Voice Message System Sorry, I didn’t get that: Are you experiencing ANGER because of the redundancy of this automated system or because you are in the second stage of grief known as ANGER? Published on Weekly Humorist // 08.23.22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/b70ee7d6-f17f-4420-b4a1-8b18efde0434/man-gym-weights-scaled.jpeg Humor Pieces - Guy Who's Been Going To The Gym for One Week Answers Your Questions Do ‘some of these’ and ‘some of those’ — whatever that means to you. Published on Points In Case // 01.20.22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1633529575804-OZ3BSPDADBVWYS8UZOE6/lock-password-scaled.jpeg Humor Pieces - Your Password Has Been Leaked, But It’s Chill Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit. Published on Points In Case // 09.16.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1623507014325-FXEEF37NQJMIJUVJBSPS/Hipster-Guy-e1623442315718.jpg Humor Pieces - The Real Victim Of This Tragedy Is My Artisanal Wares What we need now is healing, and the best way to do that is through the power of kitschy doodads and ornamental knicknacks. Published on Robot Butt // 06.11.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1621436631429-CRPX44AZIJD2HBOHSRC9/theatre+402+points+in+case.png Humor Pieces - THTR 402: Intro To The Corporate Workplace For Theater Majors In this course you will learn several performance techniques for entertaining a corporate day job “just to pay the bills for now.” Published on Points In Case // 05.18.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558954606-025WCTXBYEI21PLXQGRJ/deep+state.jpg Humor Pieces - We, The Deep State, Concede That All Your Conspiracy Theories Are True In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We knew you, and you alone, had been bestowed with the unmatched intellect to bring down our secret organization. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since. Published on Points In Case // 10.02.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558886395-UVHHGG0KINVGEL2EGX28/candle.jpg Humor Pieces - I’m The Candle In Your Bathroom, And I’m Having A Meltdown I deserve better than this. I’m elegant. I’m refined. I was handcrafted in Vermont, you barbarian. Published on Points In Case // 08.30.20 Watch the video version performed by Dominique Nisperos! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558762917-FOQL31MQO14V10A34OHU/lean+cuisine.jpg Humor Pieces - I'm The Lean Cuisine That's Been In Your Freezer for 3 Months I’ve sat here freezing for months as you’ve past me over for meat-lovers pizzas and even a pint of ice cream—for dinner. I won’t shame you for that, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food. Published on Points In Case // 04.13.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558555816-UUKFH172VCMCF24XBSSD/my+kink+is+regular+sex.jpg Humor Pieces - My Kink Is Regular Sex Having sex turns me on, and I don’t care if society doesn’t “get it”—sex just feels good to me, ok?! Published on Points In Case // 03.15.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558377291-8R3Z2KURW9SP9PAC5U9S/first+baptist+.jpg Humor Pieces - The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019: Presented By Verizon Wireless Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network. Published on Points In Case // 12.23.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558172108-0EFY8MDSJOKFC3ZS7PZ1/mysterious+ways.jpg Humor Pieces - To: The Lord RE: Your Mysterious Ways Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration here on the ground floor by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well I for one think that You should not. Published on Points In Case // 11.05.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557972555-RCFMMZEI8WR3I2EN446X/climate+change.jpg Humor Pieces - I Did My Part To Fight Climate Change This Week By Reading Five Headlines About It Did I actually read any of the articles? Trust me, I was absolutely outraged when I read the headlines so I didn’t even need to. Published On Robot Butt // 10.09.19 Watch the video version featuring Ian Lockwood! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557870907-NMDAMVW872Y1DOK9YDH5/vintage+jacket.jpg Humor Pieces - Should I Buy A Jacket At This Vintage Clothing Store Or Retire Before I Turn 80? At some point I’m going to have to come to terms with my wanton buying behavior, but given the cozy yet snug confines of this jacket, I just don’t know if today is that day. Published On Robot Butt // 09.24.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557791357-YUPBWAL5U89SBN3X7WGZ/god+heart+coffee.jpg Humor Pieces - God Has Put It On My Heart To Ask You Out for Coffee This Weekend And Then To Marry Me In Six Months* I really don’t know how else to describe it except to call it a miracle. Published On Robot Butt // 09.09.19 *This was the most-read post on Robot Butt in 2019! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570378202404-D7ATQRDZJYC8YW45NMJ3/last-day-of-school-384x253.jpg Humor Pieces - Despite Advice In My 8th Grade Yearbook, I Did Not "Stay Kewl" While I may have followed through on other aspirations like having a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin',” I did not take your edifying advice to stay my authentic, off-the-hook self. Published on Points In Case // 08.28.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570377994229-VIACCZZIULX1SKUXNBRY/bbq-384x253.jpg Humor Pieces - Timeline Of The Socially Anxious Navigating A Summer BBQ A minute-by-minute guide to leaving a party in an hour. Published on Points In Case // 07.13.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570377762868-MWAH5IJH87DR6MJAVVU8/hand-credit-card-384x253.jpg Humor Pieces - Thank You For Your Grace In Accepting My Debit Card, Though My Purchase Was Below The Card Minimum To my delight you weren’t like other bartenders who have been so cold, unsympathetic, and ignorant of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. Published on Points In Case // 07.05.19 Watch the video version performed by Amanda Xeller! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557652775-SZCZJ6J4V02HRCTK71RZ/Untitled+design.jpg Humor Pieces - To All My Friends Still In Your 20s, Get With The Times Being in your 20s was my thing, and honestly, it’s a little awkward that you’re trying to live out a trend that ended almost two full years ago. Published on McSweeney’s // 6.10.19 Watch the video version performed by Meaghan Strickland and Tim Lamphier! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/166592b8-1552-4042-ac6a-69543489ffb4/hallmark-chortle.webp Humor Pieces - It’s Us, Hallmark So really you want to know? Is Valentine’s Day a corporate holiday invented by us, Hallmark, to sell cards and candy? Yes. Of course. Published on Chortle // 02.13.26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/3d6f028a-4da0-4c23-9f3a-c16245be3545/depressed-or-werewolf-hunter-gardner-humor-article.png Humor Pieces - QUIZ: Are You Depressed Or Just A Werewolf? Not sure if you’re clinically depressed or just cursed to roam the night in a blur of unwilling, guilt-inducing violence? You’re not alone. Take this quick quiz to find out — and check your results below! Published on The Weekly Humorist // 10.16.25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/5a413e14-0d72-41af-bb7b-f79c61ba918f/honest+translation+of+my+resume+skills.png Humor Pieces - An Honest Translation Of My Resume Skills Copywriting Translation: I wrote this resume. Published on Chortle // 05.21.25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/39b4fe84-d3cb-4e0b-b1d9-b3adc56b0800/bff-full.png Humor Pieces - As Your Platonic BFF, I Think You Should Get Back Out There! I’m just being honest — and not because I know you find honesty attractive in a romantic partner. That’d be ridiculous. Published on The Weekly Humorist // 02.17.25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/f3dde30e-f3b9-4ed6-b0d9-79a0f491c1c4/dollar+cover.png Humor Pieces - How I Learned The Value Of A Hard-Earned Dollar Sure, my salary was higher than anyone in my family’s history. My 401K was a pipe dream of my forefathers. To the outside observer I had an excellent work-life balance, given my company’s paid time off policy. But none of that was truth. None of it was real. Short story published on Maudlin House // 01.17.25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/5f426820-8f03-4f58-9c76-280f0f78d4b6/I+stole+the+cookie+from+the+cookie+jar.png Humor Pieces - Confession: I Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar The truth? It has a way of eating away at you when the sugar high wears off. Published on Points In Case // 10.17.24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/c0138049-fdba-41c4-8f17-fee65f55e9af/woman-coffee-hotel-lobby-768x506.jpg Humor Pieces - Our Boutique Hotel Isn’t Like Other Boutique Hotels We make our margaritas with mezcal instead of tequila—no other boutique hotel is really doing that. Published on Points In Case // 08.05.24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/8e918067-6b6e-4d1a-a9b5-69fb81dd847f/pals-friends-rooftop-1440x720.jpeg Humor Pieces - Straight Male Friendships: A Definitive Hierarchy Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy. Published on Points In Case // 01.16.23 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/6c49d742-7a56-4232-952a-71ec0b5f1cb9/DLJdriB2.jpg Humor Pieces - The 5 Stages Of Grief Automated Voice Message System Sorry, I didn’t get that: Are you experiencing ANGER because of the redundancy of this automated system or because you are in the second stage of grief known as ANGER? Published on The Weekly Humorist // 08.23.22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/b70ee7d6-f17f-4420-b4a1-8b18efde0434/man-gym-weights-scaled.jpeg Humor Pieces - Guy Who's Been Going To The Gym for One Week Answers Your Questions Do ‘some of these’ and ‘some of those’ — whatever that means to you. Published on Points In Case // 01.20.22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1633529575804-OZ3BSPDADBVWYS8UZOE6/lock-password-scaled.jpeg Humor Pieces - Your Password Has Been Leaked, But It’s Chill Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit. Published on Points In Case // 09.16.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1623507014325-FXEEF37NQJMIJUVJBSPS/Hipster-Guy-e1623442315718.jpg Humor Pieces - The Real Victim Of This Tragedy Is My Artisanal Wares What we need now is healing, and the best way to do that is through the power of kitschy doodads and ornamental knickknacks. Published on Robot Butt // 06.11.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1621436631429-CRPX44AZIJD2HBOHSRC9/theatre+402+points+in+case.png Humor Pieces - THTR 402: Intro To The Corporate Workplace For Theater Majors In this course you will learn several performance techniques for entertaining a corporate day job “just to pay the bills for now.” Published on Points In Case // 05.18.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558954606-025WCTXBYEI21PLXQGRJ/deep+state.jpg Humor Pieces - We, The Deep State, Concede That All Your Conspiracy Theories Are True In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We knew you, and you alone, had been bestowed with the unmatched intellect to bring down our secret organization. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since. Published on Points In Case // 10.02.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558886395-UVHHGG0KINVGEL2EGX28/candle.jpg Humor Pieces - I’m The Candle In Your Bathroom, And I’m Having A Meltdown I deserve better than this. I’m elegant. I’m refined. I was handcrafted in Vermont, you barbarian. Published on Points In Case // 08.30.20 Watch the video version performed by Dominique Nisperos! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558762917-FOQL31MQO14V10A34OHU/lean+cuisine.jpg Humor Pieces - I'm The Lean Cuisine That's Been In Your Freezer for 3 Months I’ve sat here freezing for months as you’ve past me over for meat-lovers pizzas and even a pint of ice cream—for dinner. I won’t shame you for that, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food. Published on Points In Case // 04.13.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558555816-UUKFH172VCMCF24XBSSD/my+kink+is+regular+sex.jpg Humor Pieces - My Kink Is Regular Sex Having sex turns me on, and I don’t care if society doesn’t “get it”—sex just feels good to me, ok?! Published on Points In Case // 03.15.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558377291-8R3Z2KURW9SP9PAC5U9S/first+baptist+.jpg Humor Pieces - The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019: Presented By Verizon Wireless Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network. Published on Points In Case // 12.23.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558172108-0EFY8MDSJOKFC3ZS7PZ1/mysterious+ways.jpg Humor Pieces - To: The Lord RE: Your Mysterious Ways Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration here on the ground floor by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well I for one think that You should not. Published on Points In Case // 11.05.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557972555-RCFMMZEI8WR3I2EN446X/climate+change.jpg Humor Pieces - I Did My Part To Fight Climate Change This Week By Reading Five Headlines About It Did I actually read any of the articles? Trust me, I was absolutely outraged when I read the headlines so I didn’t even need to. Published On Robot Butt // 10.09.19 Watch the video version featuring Ian Lockwood! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557870907-NMDAMVW872Y1DOK9YDH5/vintage+jacket.jpg Humor Pieces - Should I Buy A Jacket At This Vintage Clothing Store Or Retire Before I Turn 80? At some point I’m going to have to come to terms with my wanton buying behavior, but given the cozy yet snug confines of this jacket, I just don’t know if today is that day. Published On Robot Butt // 09.24.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557791357-YUPBWAL5U89SBN3X7WGZ/god+heart+coffee.jpg Humor Pieces - God Has Put It On My Heart To Ask You Out for Coffee This Weekend And Then To Marry Me In Six Months* I really don’t know how else to describe it except to call it a miracle. Published On Robot Butt // 09.09.19 *This was the most-read post on Robot Butt in 2019! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570378202404-D7ATQRDZJYC8YW45NMJ3/last-day-of-school-384x253.jpg Humor Pieces - Despite Advice In My 8th Grade Yearbook, I Did Not "Stay Kewl" While I may have followed through on other aspirations like having a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin',” I did not take your edifying advice to stay my authentic, off-the-hook self. Published on Points In Case // 08.28.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570377994229-VIACCZZIULX1SKUXNBRY/bbq-384x253.jpg Humor Pieces - Timeline Of The Socially Anxious Navigating A Summer BBQ A minute-by-minute guide to leaving a party in an hour. Published on Points In Case // 07.13.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570377762868-MWAH5IJH87DR6MJAVVU8/hand-credit-card-384x253.jpg Humor Pieces - Thank You For Your Grace In Accepting My Debit Card, Though My Purchase Was Below The Card Minimum To my delight you weren’t like other bartenders who have been so cold, unsympathetic, and ignorant of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. Published on Points In Case // 07.05.19 Watch the video version performed by Amanda Xeller! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557652775-SZCZJ6J4V02HRCTK71RZ/Untitled+design.jpg Humor Pieces - To All My Friends Still In Your 20s, Get With The Times Being in your 20s was my thing, and honestly, it’s a little awkward that you’re trying to live out a trend that ended almost two full years ago. Published on McSweeney’s // 6.10.19 Watch the video version performed by Meaghan Strickland and Tim Lamphier! http://www.huntergardner.com/home-1 daily 1.0 2026-01-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/8ded0659-7d08-40a9-8774-94285705f149/_TopYellow11.jpg Hunter Gardner - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/ee7cfdbc-7c1b-4142-90a0-d440642afbf7/Hunter+Gardner+-+Credits.png Hunter Gardner - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/8ded0659-7d08-40a9-8774-94285705f149/_TopYellow11.jpg Hunter Gardner - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/66a937e8-1d79-4683-a5b4-c56a1cf81954/Hunter+Gardner+-+Credits.png Hunter Gardner - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. http://www.huntergardner.com/hunter-gardner-videos daily 0.75 2025-04-14 http://www.huntergardner.com/dwj-press-gallery daily 0.75 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1500653381595-8XHYI4FSMD2BRS4M9C61/Screen+Shot+2017-07-21+at+12.07.37+PM.png DwJ Press Gallery - CHARLESTON SCENE (Copy) CHARLESTON SCENE Preview of "Drinking With Jesus" and the story of how it came to be by Matthew Godbey. 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We tried everything from mixing drinks to petting puppies—and managed to fail at all of it. http://www.huntergardner.com/new-gallery daily 0.75 2025-03-09 http://www.huntergardner.com/school-gallery daily 0.75 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1492301792123-8DRPS0DRO1MR194JAU9X/lucas_shrunk.jpg SCHOOL Gallery https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1492301815443-L2OU0GJYDJGB3L52EJZ7/park_05.jpg SCHOOL Gallery https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1492301852576-55QF2P0B1KQNGXCQCPZZ/Kristen_v4.jpg SCHOOL Gallery https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1492301879892-KBKAPDTXS2G6VX49KNHQ/Kristen_v4_04.jpg SCHOOL Gallery https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1492301894965-74H207891F45L5FLTE2N/Kristen_v4_07.jpg SCHOOL Gallery https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1492301905212-GY5EHIX0BH5V3A7RK8AF/Kristen_v4_08.jpg SCHOOL Gallery http://www.huntergardner.com/substack daily 0.75 2025-08-22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1742142060883-8G8LJMMH7KV3RZ2YH9ZU/Nice+Times+-++Substack+Rect+%28Banner%29+Images.png The Nice Times - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. http://www.huntergardner.com/humor-pieces-1 daily 0.75 2026-01-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/8418ca79-dc5c-4744-ad9a-7ed74e6ac0b9/EVERTHING%27S+FINE+-+live+action.png Projects - EVERYTHING’S FINE New parents and aging hipsters Cliff and Daria cling to their ‘New York or nowhere’ mindset while trying not to lose their edge, their savings, or their marriage. In the city that never sleeps, there is no nap time. // Comedy, 1/2 Hour Materials: Treatment, short film in pre-production Contact https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/b22996dd-49fa-4daa-ba28-3f467c730876/THE+IDEA+GUYS+-+PROMO+IMAGE.png Projects - THE IDEA GUYS Two idiot brothers hope to achieve their bizarro version of The American Dream by starting a business consultancy with zero expertise in — anything. Good thing the world is as dumb as they are. It’s Mad Men reimagined a la Dumb & Dumber with the brotherly love of Frasier and a diverse cast. // Comedy, 1/2 Hour Materials: Pilot script, treatment, proof of concept short Contact https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/39b4fe84-d3cb-4e0b-b1d9-b3adc56b0800/bff-full.png Projects - JESUS CHRIST! An affable redneck in rural North Carolina with an identity crisis starts a modern-day ministry from scratch in hopes of redeeming a broken world — secretly believing he is the second-coming of Jesus Christ. 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Outsiders Lucas and Jake gain status at their new private school as entrepreneurial drug dealers to their affluent classmates. As their business grows, so too do unforeseen threats, as their ambition is pitted against their friendship. Based on the Young Adult novel by Hunter Gardner // Drama-Crime Materials: Feature script, published novel, treatment Contact https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/6c49d742-7a56-4232-952a-71ec0b5f1cb9/DLJdriB2.jpg Projects - KINGPIN After being tracked down by a Brooklyn crime boss, Anthony Black begins repaying his debt by secretly operating an after-hours casino in a bowling alley where he now works in Youngstown, Ohio. Materials: Pilot script, audio teaser, series pitch deck https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/b70ee7d6-f17f-4420-b4a1-8b18efde0434/man-gym-weights-scaled.jpeg Projects - MORE QUIET, MORE NOISE Do ‘some of these’ and ‘some of those’ — whatever that means to you. Published on Points In Case // 01.20.22 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1633529575804-OZ3BSPDADBVWYS8UZOE6/lock-password-scaled.jpeg Projects - OUR BROTHER HANK IS DEAD Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit. Published on Points In Case // 09.16.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1623507014325-FXEEF37NQJMIJUVJBSPS/Hipster-Guy-e1623442315718.jpg Projects - FUNNY BUSINESS What we need now is healing, and the best way to do that is through the power of kitschy doodads and ornamental knickknacks. Published on Robot Butt // 06.11.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1621436631429-CRPX44AZIJD2HBOHSRC9/theatre+402+points+in+case.png Projects - THTR 402: Intro To The Corporate Workplace For Theater Majors In this course you will learn several performance techniques for entertaining a corporate day job “just to pay the bills for now.” Published on Points In Case // 05.18.21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558954606-025WCTXBYEI21PLXQGRJ/deep+state.jpg Projects - We, The Deep State, Concede That All Your Conspiracy Theories Are True In 1960 at our Annual Goat Blood-A-Palooza & Family Fun Day, we saw a vision of you, the chosen one. We knew you, and you alone, had been bestowed with the unmatched intellect to bring down our secret organization. We’ve been trying to sabotage you ever since. Published on Points In Case // 10.02.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558886395-UVHHGG0KINVGEL2EGX28/candle.jpg Projects - I’m The Candle In Your Bathroom, And I’m Having A Meltdown I deserve better than this. I’m elegant. I’m refined. I was handcrafted in Vermont, you barbarian. Published on Points In Case // 08.30.20 Watch the video version performed by Dominique Nisperos! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558762917-FOQL31MQO14V10A34OHU/lean+cuisine.jpg Projects - I'm The Lean Cuisine That's Been In Your Freezer for 3 Months I’ve sat here freezing for months as you’ve past me over for meat-lovers pizzas and even a pint of ice cream—for dinner. I won’t shame you for that, it’s not my place. No, my place is to be an evolutionary step above paper. My role is to technically be food. Published on Points In Case // 04.13.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558555816-UUKFH172VCMCF24XBSSD/my+kink+is+regular+sex.jpg Projects - My Kink Is Regular Sex Having sex turns me on, and I don’t care if society doesn’t “get it”—sex just feels good to me, ok?! Published on Points In Case // 03.15.20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558377291-8R3Z2KURW9SP9PAC5U9S/first+baptist+.jpg Projects - The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019: Presented By Verizon Wireless Believers, tonight I bring you good news of unlimited talk and text to the Creator of the universe, powered by America’s best 5G network. Published on Points In Case // 12.23.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619558172108-0EFY8MDSJOKFC3ZS7PZ1/mysterious+ways.jpg Projects - To: The Lord RE: Your Mysterious Ways Upper management has been attempting to quell frustration here on the ground floor by saying, “The Lord works in mysterious ways.” Well I for one think that You should not. Published on Points In Case // 11.05.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557972555-RCFMMZEI8WR3I2EN446X/climate+change.jpg Projects - I Did My Part To Fight Climate Change This Week By Reading Five Headlines About It Did I actually read any of the articles? Trust me, I was absolutely outraged when I read the headlines so I didn’t even need to. Published On Robot Butt // 10.09.19 Watch the video version featuring Ian Lockwood! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557870907-NMDAMVW872Y1DOK9YDH5/vintage+jacket.jpg Projects - Should I Buy A Jacket At This Vintage Clothing Store Or Retire Before I Turn 80? At some point I’m going to have to come to terms with my wanton buying behavior, but given the cozy yet snug confines of this jacket, I just don’t know if today is that day. Published On Robot Butt // 09.24.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557791357-YUPBWAL5U89SBN3X7WGZ/god+heart+coffee.jpg Projects - God Has Put It On My Heart To Ask You Out for Coffee This Weekend And Then To Marry Me In Six Months* I really don’t know how else to describe it except to call it a miracle. Published On Robot Butt // 09.09.19 *This was the most-read post on Robot Butt in 2019! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570378202404-D7ATQRDZJYC8YW45NMJ3/last-day-of-school-384x253.jpg Projects - Despite Advice In My 8th Grade Yearbook, I Did Not "Stay Kewl" While I may have followed through on other aspirations like having a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin',” I did not take your edifying advice to stay my authentic, off-the-hook self. Published on Points In Case // 08.28.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570377994229-VIACCZZIULX1SKUXNBRY/bbq-384x253.jpg Projects - Timeline Of The Socially Anxious Navigating A Summer BBQ A minute-by-minute guide to leaving a party in an hour. Published on Points In Case // 07.13.19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1570377762868-MWAH5IJH87DR6MJAVVU8/hand-credit-card-384x253.jpg Projects - Thank You For Your Grace In Accepting My Debit Card, Though My Purchase Was Below The Card Minimum To my delight you weren’t like other bartenders who have been so cold, unsympathetic, and ignorant of the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act. Published on Points In Case // 07.05.19 Watch the video version performed by Amanda Xeller! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/50a901eee4b0ea694c53b536/1619557652775-SZCZJ6J4V02HRCTK71RZ/Untitled+design.jpg Projects - To All My Friends Still In Your 20s, Get With The Times Being in your 20s was my thing, and honestly, it’s a little awkward that you’re trying to live out a trend that ended almost two full years ago. Published on McSweeney’s // 6.10.19 Watch the video version performed by Meaghan Strickland and Tim Lamphier!